I am going to write a book called The Adventures of the Human Cannon Ball! It will be a Children's book full of bright animated pictures and lively characters, not to mention a lot of SASS and mischief! Like my life! My child, like any 2 year old I am sure, provides a plethora of stories everyday! So if you are interested in buying my book, please leave me a comment so I can reserve you a copy, as I am sure it will be a BEST SELLER!
Here is a preview of just what will be in my book! Just so you know, it has nothing to do with my parenting skills (yeah right), it is 100% Cannon and his lack of listening and behavior skills!
OK, I know this has already been posted, but seriously, how can it not make to the book?!
Yes, he colored all over himself and multiple other things including the couch, the TV, the wall, the blinds, his basketball hoop and of course a little bit on his paper! This however was ALL done on his fathers time, and most of it came out. It too will be in the book!
That is gum, all unwrapped and strategically placed in a row! I don't even know how got my purse to get the gum but alas he did, and it was a BRAND NEW pack!
This was my fault! I was running downstairs on the treadmill and he was watching a movie, or so I thought. When I cam upstairs I found this, a big grin on Cannon's face and he said "mom, want eggs? I want eggs yeah!"Cleaning that up will make any prego chic throw up!
Another coloring adventure! I swear to you the makers are put WAY up high, I will never know where he finds some things! That is just a sample of the things you will find. I was scanning through some old posts and honestly I can't believe this child is still alive after some of the things he has done. But, he is cute and he sure provides a lot of entertainment for us and hopefully those of you who read our blog! Oh Cannon my Cannon, what an adventure you are!
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